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jessica
Joined: Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:22 pm
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 Re: Funny jokes hahahahaaa A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a blonde? B: It's a blonde. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother. ************************************************************************** The teacher says: Children, please write your father's name in English. Santa writes: Beautiful Red Underwear" Teacher says: Santa, have you gone mad?? What is this? What is your father's name? Santa: Sunder Lal Chadda 
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| Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:44 pm |
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jessica
Joined: Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:22 pm
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Re: Funny jokes Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space
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Rupinder
Joined: Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:02 pm
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Re: Funny jokes Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him.
They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."
Without a moment's hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one as if it's your own."
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alia
Joined: Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:53 pm
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Re: Funny jokes really funny..please send more jokes i am fan of comedy things.
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ritika
Joined: Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:13 am
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Re: Funny jokes 1. Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
2. Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
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guddu
Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:42 pm
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Re: Funny jokes Two snakes in a garden
Ed: are we poisonous?
Tom:I don't know Why do you ask?
Ed:I JUST BIT MY TONGUE!!!
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jonyadison22
Joined: Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:49 pm
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Re: Funny jokes Listen to Christmas… It’s here again, A message from heaven above- A message of peace, a message of cheer, a message of love! Merry X’mas 
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janeyadison47
Joined: Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:30 pm
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Re: Funny jokes Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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| Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:06 pm |
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keren
Joined: Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:40 pm
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Re: Funny jokes Nice thread I really enjoyed that. all of jokes are very funny.
Thanks to share these funny jokes
keep it up
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| Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:17 am |
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jashn
Joined: Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:17 am
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Re: Funny jokes Nice jokes thanks for sharing.
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